JOKES
The Math of GOD, 2+3+2+5+6+3+3+4+5+7+8+1+2= = 1
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Infinity never means having to say sorry. :)
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Excuse me, your grey poupon is in my peanut butter. I’m sorry, but your peanut butter is in my grey poupon.
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A mushroom walks into a bar, and says, “Hey everyone! I’m a fun guy!”
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I’m sorry, excuse me, says the man as he passes. ‘Why? Did you fart?” :) Hahahahaha
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‘Hey John, how’s everything?’
John replies, ‘Fine, but I don’t know everything.’
Hahahahahaha
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What’s up?
The sky. Hahahahaha
Timeless.
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Electronics, clocks, cookware, and coke zero. -color coded for your amusement.
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A New Prayer
Our Father in Heaven, Holy is Your Name, So Holy is my name. My name has holes? Like Cheese? My name is Cheese?
*Cheese* :-)
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Money is the root of all evil!
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The law of diminishing returns, that’s a law?
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Jesus SAVES, see? Jesus is Chinese!
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When in doubt, the answer most likely is (e), All of the above. :-)
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My ‘wise counsel’, don’t get all As, get all Bs. :(
